Spicy Oatmeal Pizza - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Uncommon) [TMT-109]

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza is a red artifact from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set that deals 4 damage to any target when it enters the battlefield, though it also inflicts 3 damage to you. For a cost of {2} and sacrificing it, you can gain 3 life, which balances the initial damage. This card fits well in aggressive red strategies that want to deal quick damage while still providing a lifeline, though the self-damage can be a concern if you're not careful. Available from Vault of Cards, a UK-based Magic: The Gathering store with fast delivery.